MODEL, ACTRESS, MOTHER OF NONE
People have asked Synthia the same question for years, do blondes really have more fun? Yes. And if you are not blonde, you really should consider it. If you are reading this and have never felt the (strangely addictive) sensation of bleach burning your scalp to become a bottle blonde, we at Synthia Kiss Entertainment Inc. highly recommend it. Or if that sounds like too much, no worries gorge! We’ve got a decent wig connection too. We put the “Synth” in Synthetic Double-stacked wigs! For it’s the blonde blow-out hair that turns a cousin “it” into an “it” girl. That’s just science!
Hailing all the way from ‘lil Peterborough, Ontario, Synthia Kiss left her hometown to chase her dreams, her vices, and because there is not nearly enough attention to be gained in a small town. Raised by a family of powerful women and gay men, Synthia Kiss has the contour of a supermodel and the charisma of a Will & Grace episode – the original not the remake. buckle up baby because SHE IS THE MOMENT. Love or loathe her, she fights off haters with a tactical balance of pin-wheel spins on the dance floor, sassy come-backs, and cannabis at the meet and greets #syntiva. She’s also a wizard with words!
Synthia’s cheekbones have graced the catalogs of fashion brands across the world! She can pose, she can strut, and she will product-plug her way into your hearts and wallets. She is the embodiment of America’s Next Top Model challenge. A lover of clothes and mass-market shares, Miss Kiss returned to her homeland of Canada to dominate a career in the ever-polluting industry of corporate fashion design.
Whether it was PowerPoint or a point with power, Synthia always delivered highly smoochable solutions and designs that left the room in a state of pure euphoria. But every life journey must come to an end, and in order for the world to see Synthia once more, Reality Television was the only true answer.
We hope you like equal parts frazzled and funny because with a people-pleasing complex, Synthia Kiss is nothing but both. But isn’t duality sexy? We know so.
